50 Shades of Finnegan’s Wake

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Finally, the mash-up you’ve never been waiting for! The best of hot, saucy contemporary American bodice ripping combined with the Avant Garde writing of James Joyce! Yes, it’s a preview of ’50 Shades of Finnegan’s Wake.’ Whether you’re a fan of steamy evenings with a jet-setting Lothario or early mornings with a cranky crindelled slush so and the bydicory o, get your post-Holiday lift here:

“Thondel’s flish flash of flesh in the doworty oh. Svelte seamless and the she river flaps southerly.  Bare chest heaving and hurtling with a nix girl and a blooming toomed barnacles to the kraters of young sky. Ferictictico! gestation of grins and glad hands glimmgering. glimmering! She does it slowly. Dowager don don the deed! Fe Fo Fum! To the bye and bye sweat salty sheets and the pixels panting pixies. picking pecking. en do dickery pacts and huemerangingbows.” 

 

 

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